Thick Ply TP

I don’t even know where to begin with this one. It’s just so obvious it someone should have come up with it years ago. Instead of multi-ply toilet paper, someone needs to create toilet paper that is just one ply, but thicker.

Thick ply toilet paper (TPTP) would improve the function of normal toilet paper. With multi-ply TP, the plies often fall apart, making usage difficult. In addition, one thicker ply would probably be more absorbent, and therefore available for a wider range of uses.

In addition, TPTP would do wonders for the environment. Environmentalists often recommend using only one ply toilet paper, but I think we all know why that really is not very practical. Using less toilet paper would help save trees, but normal one ply toilet paper just won’t work. So I’ve come up with the compromise plan, which it so use thick ply toilet paper. One. Thicker. Ply...Perfect.

When you only have one ply, wouldn’t you prefer for that ply to be as thick as it can be?

Now I’m not a paper expert, toilet or otherwise, but I just can’t think of a reason why no has thought of this yet. Someone who could develop this and market it to environmentalists and toilet paper users everywhere would be very successful.




Does this product exist? Can you think of a reason why it shouldn’t? Leave a comment.